dontcareaboutmyid Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 The recent increase of Beer related discussion on Planet has gotten a few alliances thirsty. Some more so than others. Just this last weekend World Task Force and Fark bumped into each other at ye local watering hole. Between a $573.52 bar tab, and waking up in a red roof inn without pants this came up. The World Task Force, Farkistan Beer Sharing agreement. Article 1, Drinking Both World Task Force, Farkistan, and their respective members, recognize the sovereignty of the other. Both alliances and their respective members shall remain civil to each other at all times, especially in public forums and bars. Especially that one place, what's it called... ya know, where everyone knows your name... god what is the name of that place... Article 2, Drinking... Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military action against the other signatory. If a nation is found in violation of this provision, they will be required to offer reparations up to 150% reparations and to pick up the next tab. If black outs occur during said bar tab accumulation, we probably had too good a night to actually care anyway, but feel free to remind one another. Article 3, More Drinking Neither alliance will engage in espionage against the other. Especially when it involves that hot blond at the end of the bar. No you can't tell her I threw up in the fourth grade. Remember the bro code. Article 4, Did we mention drinking. Should either party take any action, aggressive or defensive, against any alliance or nation not signatory to this treaty, the other party is under no obligation to support or participate, unless so required under other agreements. You're more than welcome to watch on the big screen TV's and yell at the officials for being blind/deaf/stupid/fat and ugly though. Article 5, Perhaps some drinking was involved. Should either alliance sober up from all this beer drinking, and decide that some tee totaling is needed, this treaty may be canceled by standing up. That will probably take a good couple of days. Afterwords the cops need to be avoided because of that fence that was hit. And those cows that were tipped. And that case of crabs you picked up from that one chick. And that bouncer you kicked in the balls. While you're doing all that, you probably won't be to worried about each other, so that should be plenty of time to let this thing go. Finally, signing for the Drinking... Sleeping with the fat/ugly/geeky chick for Farkistan Submitter Quadriplegic, afk on appletini's (the heterosexual kind) Squirrel Dontcareaboutmyid, knocked out by kilo kai while writing this Speaker of the Council Raving_MainyYak, bombed on bombay sapphire TotalFark Council Janquel, juiced up on jaeger TotalFark Council Randomly Jim, Rooficolada (giggity...) TotalFark Council FireGuy15207, in Soviet Russia, VODKA DRINK YOU! TotalFark Council ironone being intravenously hydrated after it all Passed out with heads in toilets for World Task Force The Alcoholics: Asa Phillips - Reluctant father figure, part time serial killer and Minister of Fresh Fruits and Veggies Teh Black Jesus - The crazy uncle that walks on water The Pub Crawlers: Augustus Maximillion - Tapper of Kegs and... Dark Force - Holder of the sacred questions and Weekend Eclectic DJ The Regulars : BeerGuzzlers - Barkeep Bonzo - The Poopsmith db00 - Beater of the ghost donkey Elin von der skog - Alliance Paddle Wielder Emperor Impetus - The Minimum Wage Monster FISHGUTS - He has BIG Thumbs forhiller - Drunk Elucidator/Philosopher GloBoiD - designated drinker Grigori Rasputin - The Mad Monk, Mystic Advisor, and Used Car Salesman Guy Debord - White Slave Trader hueylewis53- Director of Ghost Conspiracy Kristoff - Fish Monger manslayer - The hitokiri Nintendo - Chimichanga Man P_M - Cuban Revolutionary Plublius - e-Minister of e-Basement in e-Mom's house Qyrenh Kalsang - Crazy Straws radium - Bathroom Attendant and Pretzel Dispenser Red Taz - Pizza Delivery Driver & designated driver REDMONSTER- spelchek gurew Reroll - Cronic Masterbater Ron Paul - Emperor and Deputy Director of Ghost Conspiracy Tapley - Lord of the Dance The Baby - The Breaker of Wind senatorhung - passed out beside the jukebox Strider - The Sexy One WolfShadow - Official C.A.B. of WTF -Wolverine- - The Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asriel Belacqua Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Congrats to two very special alliances. <3 you fark, and I hope to get to know WTF better, because anyone who's cool with Fark, is cool with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 What the Fark? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy15207 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 (edited) Here's to a long and prosperous friendship Edited August 20, 2009 by fireguy15207 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Now here I was thinking that WTF stayed out of politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lakerzz8 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 I wonder how long it took WTF to collect all those signatures Congratulations, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Mockingbird Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Most appeasing, congratulations to my dear friends at Fark and their new friends over at WTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphon88 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Now here I was thinking that WTF stayed out of politics. Technically this is, its not a military treaty. They just wub each other alot. I always did think WTF's flag looked like they'd been out on a night drinking and pulled something tasty. Although if i pulled Fark like this, i dont think i'd be grinning with a i am lame in my mouth.... ..... I think i'd be after a STD test and a deep clean washing regime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poyplemonkeys Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Well I didn't see this coming. Is this WTF's first ever treaty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikMark Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Congratulations to my dear friends in Fark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy15207 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Well I didn't see this coming. Is this WTF's first ever treaty? No. They've had treaties in their past, most recently being GWIII, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchboy00 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 (edited) Well I didn't see this coming. Is this WTF's first ever treaty? no. it had a MDP w/ OIN before they merged. Edited August 20, 2009 by ditchboy00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Diorno Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Lol, someone told me WTF were a neutral alliance, I am one very suprised man. Congrats to two very attractive alliances, the dark lights and alchohol only make you look more tempting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Needs more WTF signatures, there isn't enough!! Congrats to all involved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavingMainyYak Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Oh................ my aching head.................. Wait! What? WTF?!? We signed what? Last thing I remember was it was a typical Council meeting and we were waiting for the pizza to be delivered . . . We in Fark are excited to have an entire alliance of new drinking buddies. First round is on us! (palms the credit card he lifted from Asa Phillips' pocket.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CptGodzilla Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 congrats dudes and dudettes (i'm looking at you juan) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusitan Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Now there's something I didn't expect to see.. as far as I know WTF only signed 1 or 2 treaties before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Janova Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 What the Fark? i c wut u did thar So, is WTF changing its near-isolation policy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manslayer Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 congratz to both alliances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentor Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Sounds good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaBravo42 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Woo more drinking buddies I can sponge off of. Err I mean buy a round for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asa Phillips Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Congrats to everyone involved. Especially dontcareaboutmyid for the documents creation in the first place. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 What the Fark indeed. Congrats on the treaty, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Waldie Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmf0203 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 o/ Fark! Nice to see thems allies doin' stuffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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