Katy Perry Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Hello world, Reflecting the relationship between our two alliances, described by many distinguished commentators as "not that bad", we have this surprising announcement to make! [center][img]http://imageshack.us/a/img822/904/treaty2.png[/img][/center] [size=5][b]"To be a gangster was to own the world."[/b][/size] Non Grata and the New Pacific Order come together to signal the strengthening of their bonds with this: a Mutual Defense, Optional Aggression Pact. [b][size=5]"The longer they play, the more they lose. And in the end, we get it all."[/size][/b] NG and the NPO agree to always work together as friends by resolving any and all differences amicably as well as ensuring that any information of value to one is shared with the other. [size=5][b]"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."[/b][/size] NG and the NPO agree that an attack on one is an attack on the other and to defend and aid the other in any manner possible. If this attack is due to the chaining of treaties, this defense is encouraged but not mandatory. [b][size=5]"He's got a good future if he can live past next week."[/size][/b] NG and the NPO agree that if either plans aggressive military action to notify the other, at which point they may request assistance. This assistance is encouraged but not mandatory. [size=5][b]"I'm a businessman; blood is a big expense."[/b][/size] NG and the NPO agree that if either finds this treaty to no longer be in their self-interests, they will notify the other of their intent to cancel. All aspects of this treaty will be considered still in force for seventy-two hours after this notification. [b]For Non Grata:[/b] [img]http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8631/rszngyyuzl3.png[/img] [i][b]Capofamiglia[/b][/i] [i]King Xander[/i] [i][b]Sotto Capo[/b][/i] [i]Stewie[/i] [i][b]Overboss [color=#800080](Hi, Stewie!) [/color]of Foreign Affairs[/b][/i] [i]NCC[/i] [i][b]Consigliere[/b][/i] [i]Arexes[/i] [i]Old man Derwood1[/i] [i]GoFastLeft[/i] [i]MiketheFirst[/i] [i]Steve Buscemi[/i] [b]For the New Pacific Order:[/b] [b][img]http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6536/rsznpoflag.png[/img][/b] [i][b]Brehon,[/b][/i] [i]Emperor of the New Pacific Order[/i] [i]Sword of the Order[/i] [i][b]bakamitai,[/b][/i] [i]Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order[/i] [i]Judicator of the Order[/i] [i][b]Farrin Xies,[/b][/i] [i]Imperial Officer of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order[/i] [i]Purveyor of an FA Direction[/i] [i][b]Jrenster,[/b][/i] [i]Imperial Officer of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Congrats guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricus Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Meh oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrin Xies Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Hell to the yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Very awesome to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Congrats o/ NG o/ NPO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Sykes Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) What a horrible treaty between 2 horrible alliances. Edited November 12, 2012 by Rush Sykes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaarlaamp Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 I remember hating you guys.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Happy to share the puppet strings with Stewie, but you only get them on weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Perry Posted November 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 [quote name='Rush Sykes' timestamp='1352752906' post='3051442'] What a horrible treaty between 2 horrible alliances. [/quote] Much like another treaty we are familiar with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 This is sexy. I like it alot. Friends and allies making babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litha Riddle Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Awesome, loving this sooooo much. Non Grata Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricus Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 We are now the new NPO Puppet but we are a hand puppet only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrie Melodies Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 What is this strange world I find myself living in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 It's an ugly planet. A Non Gratan planet! A planet hostile to neutr- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 ilu NCC. 'bout time this happened. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dakota Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 I'm so baffled by the wording in all of this... So with all the maybes... Is this a maybe pact? I mean why announce the world that you may help each other? Why not keep it secret and maybe one day shock the foundation of Planet Bob by actually defending each other? Keeps it more entertaining, yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberland Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Congrats guys, I for one look forward to working with you NG'ers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Congrats but, why did I think something like this already existed? Is it because I am old and stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrenster Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 What a terrible pairing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustic Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 [quote name='Lady Dakota' timestamp='1352753961' post='3051470'] I'm so baffled by the wording in all of this... So with all the maybes... Is this a maybe pact? I mean why announce the world that you may help each other? Why not keep it secret and maybe one day shock the foundation of Planet Bob by actually defending each other? Keeps it more entertaining, yeah? [/quote] I can't actually recall a time when we didn't defend each other, even when there was either no treaty or an optional one in place :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Valleo Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 [color=#ff0000]*Gangsta Boogie*[/color] Gangstas don't dance we boogie! [quote name='Spaarlaamp' timestamp='1352752925' post='3051443'] I remember hating you guys.. [/quote] I knew my love would be irresistible to NG and Stewie in particular [quote name='Lady Dakota' timestamp='1352753961' post='3051470'] I'm so baffled by the wording in all of this... So with all the maybes... Is this a maybe pact? I mean why announce the world that you may help each other? Why not keep it secret and maybe one day shock the foundation of Planet Bob by actually defending each other? Keeps it more entertaining, yeah? [/quote]We left all the maybes in there so maybe someone would test it? So you know, Call me Maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrin Xies Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 [quote name='Lady Dakota' timestamp='1352753961' post='3051470'] I'm so baffled by the wording in all of this... So with all the maybes... Is this a maybe pact? I mean why announce the world that you may help each other? Why not keep it secret and maybe one day shock the foundation of Planet Bob by actually defending each other? Keeps it more entertaining, yeah? [/quote] [quote name='Katy Perry' timestamp='1352752777' post='3051436'] [u][i][b]NG and the NPO agree that an attack on one is an attack on the other and to defend and aid the other in any manner possible.[/b][/i][/u] If this attack is due to the chaining of treaties, this defense is encouraged but not mandatory. [/quote] Yeah, that right there is definitely a maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dakota Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 I mean all I wanted to see was a major war break out and NG coming to aid NPO with all of Planet Bob going WTF while NG screams "Surprise! We had a MaybePact Mothaf!@#$%rs!" I just want a surprise or strange twist, it entertains me. Oh and LV: Maybe, baby. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jemmm Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 What a mother$%&@ing fail. NPO + NG = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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