Groucho Marx Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 We rewrote it because =LOST= stopped existing quite a while ago! [quote][center][img]http://i.imgur.com/1YHLy.png[/img][/center] [size="3"][b]War. War never changes[/b][/size] The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many alliances, not enough tech deals or resources to go around. The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones. The earth was nearly wiped clean of life. A great cleansing, an atomic spark struck by human hands, quickly raged out of control. Spears of nuclear fire rained from the skies. Continents were swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans. Humanity was almost extinguished, their spirits becoming part of the background radiation that blanketed the earth. A quiet darkness fell across the planet, lasting many years. Few survived the devastation. Some had been fortunate enough to reach safety, taking shelter in great underground vaults. When the great darkness passed, these vaults opened, and their inhabitants emerged to begin their lives again. [size="3"][b]Home is Where the Vault Is[/b][/size] All vault dwellers agree to respect the personal spaces of one another and will not rifle through each others' belongings. Both parties agree to resolve their problems outside of V.A.T.S. [size="3"][b]A Shining Example to Humanity[/b][/size] In the event that the wasteland raiders attack the vault and its population, all parties should heed the call to arms to drive those filthy savages out. If the incursion proves to be relatively minor or is easily repulsed, the parties not directly engaged do not have to fight unless requested for assistance. [size="3"][b]Children Are The Future[/b][/size] In the event that one of the vault dwellers decides to venture out into the wasteland to attack local indigenous tribal camps for sport or out of necessity, he can choose to bring his friends along to share in the spoils. Vault dwellers are not required to do such but we would be doing those tribals a favor by killing them anyway. [size="3"][b]Take a Nuka Break[/b][/size] If one party should be fed up with the Vault lifestyle, they can submit their desire to leave to roam the wasteland on paper with three days' prior notice. [b]Signed for The Last Remnants[/b], AirMe, Triumvir Devilyn Caster, Triumvir Kestral, Triumvir Elorian, Minister of Foreign Affairs Taget, Minister of Eco Corrupt, Minister of War Wyrmon, Minister of the Interior [b]Signed for the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism,[/b] [i]Sardonic[/i], [b]Pilot[/b] [i]SirWilliam[/i], [b]Co-Pilot[/b] [i]Emperor Marx[/i], [b]Secretariat[/b] [i]mattski133[/i], [b]Strategos[/b] [i]NikolaP[/i], [b]Pecuniator[/b] [b]Council -[/b] [i]Darksol[/i], [i]Slide[/i], [i]r00tn00b[/i], [ballsack]dalstrs[/ballsack], [i]KenMorningstar[/i] [/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Good people with a good treaty. Nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperium of Cadia Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 It only serves to knit the two sides of the Dave War closer to their Allies, but it's a good treaty and I hope it lasts Mindless Hails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogal Dorn Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 [quote name='Emperor Marx' timestamp='1348978679' post='3035819'] We rewrote it because =LOST= stopped existing quite a while ago! [/quote] this is very true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Huzzah to both parties! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longnameislonger Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 I refuse to accept this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 wasn't this already in place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Sykes Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 MK Lapdogs Unite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) You guys are really conforming. Edited September 30, 2012 by Drai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Congrats to both alliances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogal Dorn Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 [quote name='KainIIIC' timestamp='1348980137' post='3035833'] wasn't this already in place? [/quote] it was in place as a carryover from LOST to TLR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phaedron Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 We were first, but I guess this is cool too. GL to both parties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Yes, yes things are coming together nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Nice to see GOONS is still alive, you guys are so quiet after the Kaskus war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Well, 2 birds with 1 stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 [quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1348990493' post='3035897'] Well, 2 birds with 1 stone. [/quote] These are different animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 (edited) o\ TLR May your other allies abandon you as you further embrace Doom House as your master. Edited September 30, 2012 by Methrage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 [quote]The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many alliances, not enough tech deals or resources to go around. The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones. The earth was nearly wiped clean of life. A great cleansing, an atomic spark struck by human hands, quickly raged out of control. Spears of nuclear fire rained from the skies. Continents were swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans. Humanity was almost extinguished, their spirits becoming part of the background radiation that blanketed the earth. A quiet darkness fell across the planet, lasting many years. Few survived the devastation. Some had been fortunate enough to reach safety, taking shelter in great underground vaults. When the great darkness passed, these vaults opened, and their inhabitants emerged to begin their lives again.[/quote] I knew the Kaskus front was hard but geez guys thats getting a little overdramatic even for the OWF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorian Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 [quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1348994848' post='3035907'] o\ TLR May your other allies abandon you as you further embrace Doom House as your master. [/quote] Don't worry about our allies. The treaty existed before, there is no reason they would abandon us for a re-write as lovely as this [quote name='King Wally' timestamp='1348996080' post='3035912'] I knew the Kaskus front was hard but geez guys thats getting a little overdramatic even for the OWF [/quote] Welcome to the wasteland Also Yay GOONS! Yay TLR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Excellent treaty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobbies0310 Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 OMG lapdogs. CnG sucks. Terrible alliances. Etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 Lines being [s]erased[/s] ummm [s]drawn[/s] errr traced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 [quote name='berbers' timestamp='1349017886' post='3035960'] Lines being [s]erased[/s] ummm [s]drawn[/s] errr traced? [/quote] Photocopied? <3 ya, TLR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 *Ahhhem* lolomgKaskuswarlolguneslol Signed, Worthless Poster Longtime Irrelevant Alliance Seriously though, congrats GOONS. ODN tells me TLR is a great lover; rough when you want them, but gentle when they need to be. I do, however, refuse to accept a non-Sardonic OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted September 30, 2012 Report Share Posted September 30, 2012 [quote name='berbers' timestamp='1349017886' post='3035960'] Lines being [s]erased[/s] ummm [s]drawn[/s] errr traced? [/quote] You beat me to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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